S1 Ep13 "Hearts & Minds"

(started 5/19/10 19:30)

Boone doesn't like Sayid hitting to his sister Shannon.

I can understand this. I've decided I don't want to be stranded on an island with any of my family in the tribe. I was always vocal and picky about who my brother dated, which is probably why he hasn't let me meet his new girlfriend yet. (I swear I'm better about this now since the last time you were dating, brocephus!) But it's the same thing with my best friend when we were in high school. But she made really bad choices. Really. Makes beautiful children, though.

Sun is the tribe gardener.

Locke is musing about Michelangelo's father. Nice tale, but not the way The David came to be. The writers are taking liberties.

Hurley thinks Jin understands Spanish. "Alto!" Classic.

Locke thumped Boone on the head with the butt of the knife for wanting to include Shannon in news of the hatch. Not good.

Boone is now the new version of Massive Headwound Harry.

Wow, does Australia not have Domestic Violence laws? And dude, the boyfriend says he'll leave her alone for $50k? I think this will go badly.

Oops, Sun reveals to Kate she grasps English.

Hurley steps on an urchin. I hope Jin has to pee on it. He does, but he won't! Let's hear it for the comic relief of Hurley.

Sayid is stealing my 5th grade science project! A needle rubbed on a magnet to point north. My grandpa taught me that one. I won 3rd place for that. There was something with a potato involved too, but I don't remember it now. That may have been a different project though...

Shannon is tied up near Boone. He cuts them both loose and they hide in a thicket from the invisible roar-monster in the forest. What can I call that thing?

Locke tells Jack "smart animals adapt quickly when a new predator is introduced into their environment." He's leaving people in the forest to sacrifice to the Roaring thing, or what? Locke is starting to Kurtz-out. Finally.

Hurley, it's rude to throw up food that has been given to you. Don't you know this? Bad form. But since he gave you a fish later, I guess he's forgiven you.

OFFICIAL WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS SHOW????

Shannon got grabbed up by the invisible Roar Monster thingie. Plucked into midair.

And in flashback she thinks Boone is in love with her, the stepsister. And things get physical. Hey, I know it's been known to happen, but ew. Just ew.

And there's Boone holding her lifeless body by the stream. Back at the cave, there she is. It was a hallucination????

Col. Kurtz is here to see you Boone. And Boone doesn't know he's drinking Locke's kool-aid.