Wednesday, May 19, 2010

S1 Ep4 "Walkabout"

(started 10/19/10 12:50pm)

Ok, maybe the dog being back isn't that great an idea - bark bark bark. Ooh, wild boar. Catch 'em and eat 'em up. Be like Michael Skupin on Survivor: Outback. Just don't fall in the fire afterward.

Please burn the bodies. Who cares what their religious wishes are Sayid? It's flat out unsanitary. Unless you want to cut them up and eat them. But they are not frozen, like the Andes plane crash with the soccer players.

TPS reports. Bwah!

Oops - I was wrong - I got mixed up on characters. Boone's sister is who I don;t like. Still not fond of Sawyer.

I don't think those are pigs. They kind of look like something on the Island of Dr Moreau. (I hated that movie - the one in the 70s. Never got through the Brando one.) Locke keeps looking at his big right toe.

Locke is a nutbag. Spending $89.95 on a talk-line and not talking porn or with a psychic? But he's the one viewing the monster in the bushes. Hmm.

Bernard and the people in the tail of the plane must have landed on another island. Rose is certain he's alive though.

How long until people start sexing it up? There's a lot of tension going on.

Ooh - Jack saw a dude in the bushes. White shoes and blue suitpants. Bad fashion sense. It's okay he's invisible. But wait, Locke provided for the tribe. And it's a regular looking pig after all.

Holy shit. Wheelchair. Locke is either a medical miracle or these people are all actually dead. The island is like Tony Soprano's "Costa Mesa."

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